afternoon, bellend's
my fridge freezer has died and this means rather a lot of grub is going to end up binned, fucking irritating, on the plus side we're getting one of those big American-style ones as a replacement.

That's right, it's #FridgeChat on this excellent comedy forum
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:16, archived)

RIP

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)

+my inbox

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:41, archived)

It's your outbox I'm worried about.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)

That’s not cool

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:39, archived)

things have got rather heated, ngl

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:42, archived)

Can you not just put all of the defrosted food in a hilarious 'Scooby-snack' style mega-sandwich, dislocate your jaw like a gulper eel, and eat the whole thing in one go?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:43, archived)

yes and no


ok, no
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)

+gochujang

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 20:04, archived)

Maybe get a SMEG fridge lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 27 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

no way lol
SMEG lol tbh
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)

See if you can give any of it to your local food bank
Most of them cook meals for the homeless and would be grateful for it
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)

not a bad idea but a lot of it is open bags of frozen peas etc or my batch cooked curries etc
my condiments will be OK until tomorrow I think
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

ea ænu
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)

I'll have it lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 22:10, archived)