Is there any other kind of smeg?
Surely if your smeg wasn’t smeggy you’d send it back and ask for it to be properly smegged?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 13:11,
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could be substandard or defective smeg, though.
"Waiter, my smeg isn't smeggy enough, please take your thumb out of it"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:10,
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