Lunchtime thread etc

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

Too soon.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

Chicken salad wraps
Yum
What are you having Mr Horrible
(Fantasma:, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)

Pustulent armadillo and crabs legs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:15, archived)

I'm not doing well with trying to be a vegan
I'm not going into 2025 like this
(Fantasma:, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)

I don't know what to have
I'm leaning towards lasagne, but mushroom soup is a tempting alternative
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)

Elephant plops

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:34, archived)

it's pronounced 'polyps'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:01, archived)

"let's go to the zoo and look at the polyps!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)

polyps put the kettle on

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)

it puts the polyps in the kettle or it gets the trunk again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:24, archived)

smeggy smeg

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 13:04, archived)

Is there any other kind of smeg?
Surely if your smeg wasn’t smeggy you’d send it back and ask for it to be properly smegged?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

'smeggy' suggests something smeglike, whereas smeg is not smeglike, it genuinely is smeg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

could be substandard or defective smeg, though.
"Waiter, my smeg isn't smeggy enough, please take your thumb out of it"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)

+ b3ta.com/talk/8422588
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:11, archived)

you retard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

Yes I do.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:11, archived)

sorry my grandson typed that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:18, archived)

MY GRANDSON

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)