Lunchtime thread etc

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

Too soon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:07, archived)

Chicken salad wraps
Yum
What are you having Mr Horrible
(Fantasma:, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)

Pustulent armadillo and crabs legs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:15, archived)

I'm not doing well with trying to be a vegan
I'm not going into 2025 like this
(Fantasma:, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)

I don't know what to have
I'm leaning towards lasagne, but mushroom soup is a tempting alternative
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)

Elephant plops

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:34, archived)

it's pronounced 'polyps'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:01, archived)

"let's go to the zoo and look at the polyps!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)

polyps put the kettle on

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:06, archived)

it puts the polyps in the kettle or it gets the trunk again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:24, archived)

smeggy smeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 13:04, archived)

Is there any other kind of smeg?
Surely if your smeg wasn’t smeggy you’d send it back and ask for it to be properly smegged?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

'smeggy' suggests something smeglike, whereas smeg is not smeglike, it genuinely is smeg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

could be substandard or defective smeg, though.
"Waiter, my smeg isn't smeggy enough, please take your thumb out of it"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)

+ b3ta.com/talk/8422588
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:11, archived)

you retard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)

Yes I do.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 14:11, archived)

sorry my grandson typed that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:18, archived)

MY GRANDSON

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)