Fine, have a morning thread, see if I care

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)

Morning cheers friday whallop

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:46, archived)

Fuck yeah

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:49, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)

I don't want it. Delete this thread.
And the morning. Delete that too.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:50, archived)

I’d quite like to delete this week

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:51, archived)

Me too. I had an awful week.

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:56, archived)

Yep, fuck this week.
At least it’s the weekend after today. Time to watch telly or eat gravel or pickle some gerbils or whatever you do with your spare time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:03, archived)

That’s pretty much spot on, although I prefer hamsters when preserving rodents

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:11, archived)

You can grow nice flowers from soil fertilised with preserved rodents.
Tulips from hamster jam

/very old joke
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:25, archived)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:38, archived)

🤣😂

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:38, archived)

It's okay here
got my last checkup after the broken shoulder yesterday - x-ray shows fracture healed up okay. I can start proper physio AND, more importantly, I can ride my fucking bicycle. Three months on public transport has been shit AND expensive. I'm also back on the motorbike after three months just in time for rain but hey, it's good to be fixed.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)

You have a special bicycle for fucking?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)

It has stabilisers
Much safer.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:26, archived)

a mounting bike

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:32, archived)

A chopper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)

A BMXXX?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)

How did you break your shoulder?

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:41, archived)

I was out for a Sunday afternoon run
tripped over a paving slab and fell at a very, very bad angle.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)

Ouch!
Glad you are better.
(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:16, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)

Go fuck yourself.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422898
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:46, archived)

We have a right laugh here don't we

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:49, archived)

Christ shut up will you? Nobody's reading all this shit you type

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)

smyls

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:53, archived)

I'm having a ham sandwich instead
Should get to Dover in about 2 hours, then the phone is going off.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:19, archived)

Enjoy!!!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:27, archived)

Bon voyage

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:32, archived)

Jambon voyage

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:43, archived)

This is good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:35, archived)