Nibble THIS!
*points at crotch*
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

I do love a cocktail sausage

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)

That's a cocktail *stick* m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)

didn't feel like one

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)

Okay (Okay, okay, okay)
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more
But you may feel a little sick
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)

shine on you crazy cocktail sausage

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:00, archived)

leave me out of it

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)