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hi tossrag's, Queef Richard's is here, let's fucken PARTY

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:40, archived)
is there a free bar?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:04, archived)
be there in 20 mins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:11, archived)
unfortunately it's a free bar of soap though, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:11, archived)
you do know how to rub-a-dub-dub me up the wrong way, darling

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:15, archived)

darling Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:16, archived)
Pack it in! omg!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
Up yours, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
Not you too!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
Calm down, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)
Don't let it wind you up, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)
, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:22, archived)
we're only messing, Dave

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:55, archived)
soz, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
alright HAL

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:49, archived)
+ITOSIS-RIDDEN OLD SPASTIC

hang on, I'm bullying myself aren't I
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:20, archived)
{(P[<ART>)Y]}

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)
like it's nineteen ninety trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)
I'll have a large one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:01, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
You would say that

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)
Will there be nibbles?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:27, archived)
Nibble THIS!
*points at crotch*
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
I do love a cocktail sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
That's a cocktail *stick* m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)
didn't feel like one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)
Okay (Okay, okay, okay)
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more
But you may feel a little sick
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
shine on you crazy cocktail sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:00, archived)
leave me out of it

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
You wouldn't know how to party if they shoved a jumping castle up your bum
And played YMCA through your hearing aid
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:48, archived)
a jumping castle?
fucking hell who calls them that?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
HERE DOWN UNDER MATE

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:12, archived)
no wonder we tossed all you fuckers off 200 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)
And now your sorry lot are trying to get in here
Because you're overrun with furriners
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:41, archived)
well i quite like them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 20:13, archived)
even the smelly ones

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:19, archived)
Virtue signaling mate
Like our brb
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:05, archived)