I'm in the BFI cafe and Hatty Hayridge is one table over from me
how about that, YOU BUNCH OF EVIL RACISTS?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

Shout ‘OI, SMEGHEAD’ at her, she’s definitely never heard that before and will find it well lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

I was in the cafe at the Wallace Collection in West London some years ago and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen was on the next table
Basically tl;dr my life is one long parade of cafe-based minor celebrity encounters
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

I shouted 'OI SMEGHEAD' at him, he’d definitely heard that before and still found it well lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)

Laurence Pooellyn more like!1

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:06, archived)

haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)

I saw her in KFC in Twickenham about 30 years ago, does she never stop eating?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)

nope, never

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)

I once saw former Portsmouth football club legend Micky Quinn in a KFC in Cowplain
And if there's anyone more famous than that, who also eats fried chicken, I don't want to know about it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:26, archived)

totes ledge m8,
totes ledge
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)

Gonna need pictures for this one, soz

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)

deepai.org/gallery-item/3cb77e51ae084a7b87046947952d3b69/micky-quinn-in-portsmouth-fc-kit-eating-kfc.jpg.html
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:14, archived)

No way!
I thought he was eating my favourite, crisps and mince.
( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:03, archived)

still haven't fixed the finger problem then

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)

fucking hell, I thought you meant Hattie Jaques and was like 'but she's dead'
I once saw the gollum bloke at the bfi cafe before he was gollum
was going to make a Street Wise reference but couldn't think of one
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:00, archived)

"haha you're that cunt from street wise", not difficult is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)

if only you'd been there with me :(

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:01, archived)