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the best thing about b3ta is when people take it seriously
might tit up a tiger
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 15:45, archived)
just guffed on a goldfish

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)
in a serious way

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:06, archived)
you wouldn't guff on a goldfish

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
I'm in the BFI cafe and Hatty Hayridge is one table over from me
how about that, YOU BUNCH OF EVIL RACISTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)
Shout ‘OI, SMEGHEAD’ at her, she’s definitely never heard that before and will find it well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)
I was in the cafe at the Wallace Collection in West London some years ago and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen was on the next table
Basically tl;dr my life is one long parade of cafe-based minor celebrity encounters
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
I shouted 'OI SMEGHEAD' at him, he’d definitely heard that before and still found it well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
Laurence Pooellyn more like!1

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:06, archived)
haha no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
I saw her in KFC in Twickenham about 30 years ago, does she never stop eating?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)
nope, never

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)
I once saw former Portsmouth football club legend Micky Quinn in a KFC in Cowplain
And if there's anyone more famous than that, who also eats fried chicken, I don't want to know about it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:26, archived)
totes ledge m8,
totes ledge
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
Gonna need pictures for this one, soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)
No way!
I thought he was eating my favourite, crisps and mince.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 19:03, archived)
still haven't fixed the finger problem then

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)
fucking hell, I thought you meant Hattie Jaques and was like 'but she's dead'
I once saw the gollum bloke at the bfi cafe before he was gollum
was going to make a Street Wise reference but couldn't think of one
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 18:00, archived)
"haha you're that cunt from street wise", not difficult is it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)
if only you'd been there with me :(

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 6:01, archived)
The internet, as you know, is very serious business

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)
I looked, god help me.
If he really wants to stick it to some racists there's no shortage of hardcore racist websites.
I don't think it's remotely possible to take him seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)
all I want is to have a nice forum where I can say 'pearoast' and 'glasscock' all day without any bad vibes :*(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)
This comment made me realise what a waste of time it was
ever trying to have a reasonable conversation with this fool.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 14:49, archived)
lol our site's been hacked and now the google link to our locations page takes you to a Japanese wig shop

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:00, archived)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:04, archived)
nice one m8
can I order one of the bright orange anime style wigs plz, size xxxl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
uwu

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:27, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:34, archived)
JFC TAKE THE FUCKING HINT WILL YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:38, archived)
^ worse than Dave Grohl

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 17 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)