I had lobster bisque for lunch
out of a jar. Best before June 2025 - how the fuck can seafood stay safe that long? Anyway. It was nice. I feel fine.

You enjoyed any posh nosh recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)

That sounds utterly grim

b3ta, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:51, archived)

It was this
www.ocado.com/products/m-s-lobster-bisque-611833011
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:16, archived)

www.standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/londoners-diary-nigella-prefers-her-nosh-to-be-down-and-dirty-a3142096.html
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)

Presumably busy soaking her turkey in a bucket as we speak.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:04, archived)

I don't think I've ever had bisque
in fact I'm only aware of eating lobster once
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)

All the forgotten lobsters
such a shame.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)

The average posh person eats five lobsters in their sleep over the course of their lifetime.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)

I eat lobster whenever I get the chance
It's delicious
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)

The more affluent you are, the more you’re likely to drink. But the poorer you are, the more likely you are to suffer alcohol-related harm.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:47, archived)

And yet people can be alcoholics, rich or poor
Perhaps the rich are better protected from themselves.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:05, archived)

Or, the rich are employing the poor to become alcoholics on their behalf

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:15, archived)

+ JOIN THE DOTS, SHEEPLE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:18, archived)

Bisque?
BISQUE?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)

Hoops on toast
In celebration of my b3ta birthday
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Mighty Boosh were on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHI09AKbPk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)

on fucking sh
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)

I really didn't want to like it but the first two seasons won me over, I hated the third season tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:01, archived)

my favourites were 1 and 3
2 is good, but I thought it was a dip
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:21, archived)

Crack fox
That whole episode is fucking mental
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)

one of the best
I liked the crack fox
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)

It was the one I used to introduce my brother to the boosh
Ge phoned me afterwards and said "what the fuck did I just watch?"
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)

I'm being pestered to choose where I want to go for my birthday meal
It's not for a month, so I don't see why I need to decide now. I know where my family wants to go, but my best friend is taking me there on my actual birthday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:42, archived)

greggs

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)

Ew, no
Probably the Argentinian place in town
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:25, archived)

El Greggos?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)