Thanks to overwhelming majority support, Dave has in fact been saved!
Hurrah! Now Dave will cook an amazing dinner.

#TrouserForLife
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:12, archived)

Enjoy, Trouser

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:40, archived)

k

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 22:25, archived)

#TeamTrouse

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 22:55, archived)

I've been reading through my old posts,
a real treat I can't recommend it enough.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 1:00, archived)

I can't see past 7 days.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 17:02, archived)

alright Craig David

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 19:08, archived)

I'm currently looking at my posts from 2011
cracking stuff.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 28 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)

Hurrah!

(Fantasma:, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 13:54, archived)