Morning bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:40, archived)

*parp*

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:25, archived)

is it too early to have a beer?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:58, archived)

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)

good enough

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)

In the middle ages
Water was so unsafe that people would drink what was known as "small beer", basically a weak ale, from the moment they woke up. Even babies went straight from breast to small beer. Therefore, there is a long established tradition of beer drinking at breakfast time.
So yes, it's never too early for a beer.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

yes i knew that. i watch a lot of educational youtubes. townsends is a great channel if you like 18th century cooking!

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)

I will have to look into that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)

to own one you mean?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

to fuck one I think

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:25, archived)

stout?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)

I've had no complaints

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)

^ bitter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:34, archived)

nein danke

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:51, archived)