Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:38, archived)

woah woah woah
keep it simple!
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)

Well, I woke up thinking it was Thursday
but it's Friday so WOO AND YAY!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:46, archived)

psyche! We broke into your home and meddled.
It's actually TUESDAY. RIP.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:55, archived)

Great. I love Tuesdays!
Hang on, no I fucken' don't.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:13, archived)

But... Tuesday is...
COCK TUESDAY!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:19, archived)

That was last week
duh!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:34, archived)

It's every week!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:40, archived)

Fuck off, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)

STFU, Uggo!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 14:31, archived)

I'm ready to hear your apology now
b3ta.com/talk/8425615
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:05, archived)

And garold said 'let it be morning', and it was morning

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:41, archived)

Well, I can make rain with some vigorous bumming
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gay-people-hurricane-harvey-blame-christian-leaders-texas-flooding-homosexuals-lgbt-a7933026.html
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 8:47, archived)

It's terrible to blame everything on gay people, when it's clearly partially the fault of immigrants too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:17, archived)

And women drivers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)

And the boogie

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)

THEY'RE EATING DOGS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:39, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:23, archived)

Halloooooo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)

Maple ass syrup

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)

Well now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)

They boil it to reduce it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)

, Bagpuss

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)

it must be funny because it made me laugh this time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)

Mine.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:47, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:50, archived)

Yours.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)

Ours is just yours without the Y
makes you think doesn't it?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)

No.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:47, archived)

Counterpoint: Yes

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)