a "perfect pair" is when you throw two laced together and they end up suspended level, both pointing the same way, with the left and right in their correct places

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:28, archived)

I heard your mum got a perfect pair.
That was a long time ago though.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)

David Rush's tits were judged to be more perfect by the Guinness World Records committee, although the photo i have of them is too worn to make them out properly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)

there's a very rare Triple Perfect Pair (TPP) hanging above one of the busiest intersections in South Philly, traffic slows there because so many people take photos

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 22:31, archived)