I've just broken down :(

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:46, archived)

Call the AA
- either one will work
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:56, archived)

lol. I've called them they told me to stop drinking
How is that going to get me home?
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 21:58, archived)

Call the samaritans

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:24, archived)

SHOE. ON. HEAD.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:24, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:36, archived)

Sharpie in pooper tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:37, archived)

Billy down the japper eh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 23:07, archived)

Sound

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 23:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/205861
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 23:58, archived)

Yeah that happened to me recently in my golf, something to do with the megatron or something
Anyway the good news is I've got a Tesla now
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 0:13, archived)

i've got a new injector. only £444!

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:01, archived)

Expensive smack

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:12, archived)

Cybertruck just got recalled again, its 5th recall to date, Tesla is basically the Boeing of vehicle manufacturers lol
Musk eats dogs.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:06, archived)

They look like skips

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:12, archived)

Skips full of dog bones

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:19, archived)

And human faeces

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:34, archived)

For fuck's sake Elon wipe the rancid dog fat off your chin, stop fucking tweeting for five fucking seconds, and explain to these poor twats why their vehicles are full of solid human waste

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 4:10, archived)

Hey, he can't actually *choose* his customers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 6:25, archived)

Get his ass to Mars!

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:43, archived)

his ass!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:50, archived)