Going to stop the site to update the databsae to mysql 8

( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:45, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:50, archived)

pls no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:50, archived)

all this shit you type will be lost, like taking a piss in the rain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:52, archived)

time to migrate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:53, archived)

Let's just move to /calendar

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:54, archived)

shove a flaming fuck up your nose

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:22, archived)

i hope all the rude comments are removed by new mod mysql8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:29, archived)

How's it at dog fingerings?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:35, archived)

23% more efficient

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 1:42, archived)

mysql is for n00bs and woofters

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 1:10, archived)

That's me

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 8:53, archived)

That would certainly singe the problem hairs away

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 23:34, archived)

This seems like the most likely outcome

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:55, archived)

Server upgrade from '50700' to '80039' completed.
As ever, let me know what I've fucked up,
on the site, I already know what I've fucked up in my life.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 0:21, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 1:41, archived)

should have been 80085

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 9:57, archived)

oo good point
I'll keep an eye out for that update
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:54, archived)

Yes God, smite the unbelievers on /board and /links

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 1:08, archived)

Wasted on these heathens
I agree, smite!
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 4:02, archived)

I thought this site was based on Microsoft Access

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 6:51, archived)

soft lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)

I don't believe in you

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 6:57, archived)

+ top

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:42, archived)