Is this your way of volunteering to be /talk's unofficial historian?
Someone needs to curate the mountains of shit to find the nuggets of slightly-less-shit, and it might as well be you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:30, archived)

Absolutely fucking not

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)

Ok that's confirmed then, thanks UTOL. We'll all ask you our /talk-related questions from now on.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:44, archived)

Please ask away

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:45, archived)

Who is the shittest /talk user ever, and why?
Does their shitness involve frisbees or a pink prolapsed anus or what?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)

I don't like to speak ill of the dead.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)

This was my favourite /board moment
b3ta.com/board/6593005
(Phileas Blog, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 12:48, archived)

OK

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)

I'm the worst, FACT

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 9 Oct 2024, 12:45, archived)

You’re the worst at being the worst.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:01, archived)

Don't say that about yourself m8, it's just not true. You're an unremarkably average dullard 👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:22, archived)

Damning with faint praise.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:45, archived)

take a look at musk jumping about on stage at that trump rally, that's what 'the worst' looks like

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)