Happy birthday.
I hope you have a day that isn't entirely shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)

He’s posting on here so presumably his day is on the way to being entirely shit

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:59, archived)

Take a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:00, archived)

That's Tuesday birthdays for you. /talk and shit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:09, archived)

I fancy some cake now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)

I don't have any cake but I can offer you some shit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)

That doesn't quite cut the mustard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8427189
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)

correct I'm spending it witn family

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)

Might I advise strong tranquillisers?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)

one of my presents was contraband valium

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:40, archived)

You are a barrel of laughs :(

(Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)

And you're a cunt but nobody mentions it
Well, not enough
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)

Everybody mentions it all the time
But I'm not that bad, just a bit dilly
Just a bit fucked up
Like all of us
(Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)

and so say all of us
And so say all of us
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)

Everyone knows I'm the nicest b3tan.
Now shut your fucking facehole.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:33, archived)

+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)

Repetition
A bit irritating but ok
(Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)

Well Misery Cunt is the only one willing to talk to me decently
So I'm going with him in the nice department
But this is b3ta so anything goes.
Have a lovely day
*Colgate smile* a la Stepford Wives
(Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)