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happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I'm an old as fuck bastard
Someone please kill me
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:44, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you have a great day :)
๐Ÿฐ
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:49, archived)
thanks bou

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38, archived)
Do you have any plans to celebrate the day?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:45, archived)
Bucket of ketamine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8399394
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:58, archived)
i used to like playing poker on ketamine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
Stick it up your arse

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:51, archived)
thanks mr horrible

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
birthdays are for blobbing birds

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:53, archived)
What about woofters?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:24, archived)
NO

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
No birthdays for woofters, gotcha

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:27, archived)
WHAT NEXT BIRTHDAYS FOR TREES

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:47, archived)
THESE DAYS

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:54, archived)
FOAMING PINT

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
FOAMING MOUTH

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:33, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
#BigFatMonkey
#ThoughtItWasYou
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)
thanks queef

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
Happy birthday.
I hope you have a day that isn't entirely shit.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)
He’s posting on here so presumably his day is on the way to being entirely shit

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:59, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:00, archived)
That's Tuesday birthdays for you. /talk and shit.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:09, archived)
I fancy some cake now

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)
I don't have any cake but I can offer you some shit.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:15, archived)
That doesn't quite cut the mustard

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8427189
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
correct I'm spending it witn family

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)
Might I advise strong tranquillisers?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
one of my presents was contraband valium

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:40, archived)
You are a barrel of laughs :(

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11, archived)
And you're a cunt but nobody mentions it
Well, not enough
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)
Everybody mentions it all the time
But I'm not that bad, just a bit dilly
Just a bit fucked up
Like all of us
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
and so say all of us
And so say all of us
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37, archived)
Everyone knows I'm the nicest b3tan.
Now shut your fucking facehole.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:33, archived)
+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36, archived)
Repetition
A bit irritating but ok
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:48, archived)
Well Misery Cunt is the only one willing to talk to me decently
So I'm going with him in the nice department
But this is b3ta so anything goes.
Have a lovely day
*Colgate smile* a la Stepford Wives
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Aren't you a little old for birthdays?

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
yes. I'm 50

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38, archived)
Ha! I turned a mere 46 on Sunday
and I hate it :(
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
Fucking miracle you made it this far ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
i got age guessed at 33

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
Well done I got 31

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
I say well done my own youthful looks are purely down to genetics and nothing to do with my own efforts
so I'm going to presume yours are the same.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:43, archived)
correct

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)
-age +IQ

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
I'm 50 next Tuesday

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)
Thoughts and prayers.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:25, archived)
it's shit i wouldn't bother

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23, archived)
happy birthday
I hope you lots of lovely presents
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
drugs

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41, archived)
happy drugs I hope you get lots of presents

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:15, archived)
just drugs

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:05, archived)
Happy birthday
Get pissed and eat cake
(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:23, archived)
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:50, archived)
fine

(, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:55, archived)