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happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I'm an old as fuck bastard
Someone please kill me
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:44,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you have a great day :)
๐ฐ
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:49,
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thanks bou
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38,
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Do you have any plans to celebrate the day?
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:45,
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Bucket of ketamine
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:53,
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b3ta.com/talk/8399394
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:58,
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i used to like playing poker on ketamine
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:29,
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Stick it up your arse
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:51,
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thanks mr horrible
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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birthdays are for blobbing birds
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:53,
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What about woofters?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:24,
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NO
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26,
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No birthdays for woofters, gotcha
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:27,
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WHAT NEXT BIRTHDAYS FOR TREES
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:47,
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THESE DAYS
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:54,
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FOAMING PINT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:29,
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FOAMING MOUTH
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:33,
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Cheers
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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#BigFatMonkey
#ThoughtItWasYou
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57,
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thanks queef
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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Happy birthday.
I hope you have a day that isn't entirely shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:57,
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He’s posting on here so presumably his day is on the way to being entirely shit
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 10:59,
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Take a big shit on top
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:00,
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That's Tuesday birthdays for you. /talk and shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:09,
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I fancy some cake now
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11,
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I don't have any cake but I can offer you some shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:15,
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That doesn't quite cut the mustard
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:25,
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b3ta.com/talk/8427189
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:53,
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correct I'm spending it witn family
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36,
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Might I advise strong tranquillisers?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37,
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one of my presents was contraband valium
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:40,
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You are a barrel of laughs :(
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:11,
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And you're a cunt but nobody mentions it
Well, not enough
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:12,
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Everybody mentions it all the time
But I'm not that bad, just a bit dilly
Just a bit fucked up
Like all of us
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:13,
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and so say all of us
And so say all of us
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:37,
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Everyone knows I'm the nicest b3tan.
Now shut your fucking facehole.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:33,
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+you fucking stupid fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:36,
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Repetition
A bit irritating but ok
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:48,
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Well Misery Cunt is the only one willing to talk to me decently
So I'm going with him in the nice department
But this is b3ta so anything goes.
Have a lovely day
*Colgate smile* a la Stepford Wives
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Fantasma:, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:51,
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Aren't you a little old for birthdays?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26,
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yes. I'm 50
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:38,
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Ha! I turned a mere 46 on Sunday
and I hate it :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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Fucking miracle you made it this far ๐ ๐
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:39,
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i got age guessed at 33
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41,
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Well done I got 31
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41,
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I say well done my own youthful looks are purely down to genetics and nothing to do with my own efforts
so I'm going to presume yours are the same.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:43,
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correct
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23,
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-age +IQ
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:42,
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I'm 50 next Tuesday
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:22,
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Thoughts and prayers.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:25,
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it's shit i wouldn't bother
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:23,
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happy birthday
I hope you lots of lovely presents
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:26,
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drugs
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 11:41,
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happy drugs I hope you get lots of presents
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 15:15,
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just drugs
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 16:05,
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Happy birthday
Get pissed and eat cake
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 12:23,
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๐๐ป
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:50,
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fine
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 13:55,
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