Well I definitely fit into the fat and poor category
But that is due to a number of very unfortunate events which I won't bore everyone with
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)

Make better choices.
If your finances are bad while also being fat, you are eating too much, thus wasting money! Eat less, spend less! See? So simple!

You are welcome!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)

Having finished reading mike's profile this morning
Sammi was one of the worst of us, other than that nonce but I can't remember his name.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:09, archived)

BRB
LS18
Bou

take your pick
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)

I'm not that bad.

(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)

I refuse to accept that creature as "one of us".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:19, archived)

I take antidepressants which make me fat
I don't actually eat that much
But I am too lazy to exercise
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)

Perhaps you are depressed because you're fat
Vicious cycle
💡
Get a bike
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)

I am depressed about a lot of things
:(
But I don't want to dwell on it.
I'm ok.
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)

The antidepressants don't have much calorific content,
they just make you hungry. You could snack on healthy things instead of carbs, fats and sugars.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:04, archived)

I love chocolate
The antidepressants do make me hungry, you're right.
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)

Therefore they do not make you fat.
Read some ancient Greek books on Stoicism. They will help you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:11, archived)

Thank you

(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 7:55, archived)

I wish it were that simple Dave :(

(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)

I think you mean
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:08, archived)

True

(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 7:55, archived)