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Here, have this.
b3ta.com/talk/1339534
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)
^ milking his miserly moo cow

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)
No idea who you are or what you mean.
Welcome, newbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:28, archived)
Eat shit, Trouser

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:57, archived)
Seems an upset fatty that changes their name has latched onto my fame.
It's ok, you'll recover one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:13, archived)
Oh mate.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7639510
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
We gaz about once a year.
But you lot are too spastic for her to post anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:27, archived)
Say "alright" from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:07, archived)
Say "I never really spoke to you but you seemed half-decent so that's better than most of the belming morons on /talk" from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:21, archived)
Now do a proper /talk adventure game.
You can't claim you're not bored enough.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
It's this kind of negativity that's killing /talk.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 19:44, archived)
A quicker death is more kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:12, archived)
not clicking that
might be a virus
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)
It totally is!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:33, archived)
I remember Jam Master Geordie
He was also quite funny
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:32, archived)
He helped identify the fattest b3tans.
His services are missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:33, archived)
But I think he was fat himself
If I'm not mistaken
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
Nah, I saw him.
Just bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:34, archived)
Mykeyboy was the fattest male and Wicca was the fattest female
But I am quite fat too so
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)
Potentially.
I think there are fatter users on /board from what I recall, but they didn't do much other than post amusing images, so... "not fat of mind".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)

amusing
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:20, archived)
Jealousy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:14, archived)
I should add that the "fatness" he referred to was often the "state of mind", rather than physical form.
Though sometimes both.

Fat, is very much a mindset in the 21st Century. It's a lazy, slob-like, way of thinking. Similar to how "poor" works really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)
Well I definitely fit into the fat and poor category
But that is due to a number of very unfortunate events which I won't bore everyone with
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)
Make better choices.
If your finances are bad while also being fat, you are eating too much, thus wasting money! Eat less, spend less! See? So simple!

You are welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:44, archived)
Having finished reading mike's profile this morning
Sammi was one of the worst of us, other than that nonce but I can't remember his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:09, archived)
BRB
LS18
Bou

take your pick
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)
I'm not that bad.

(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)
I refuse to accept that creature as "one of us".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:19, archived)
I take antidepressants which make me fat
I don't actually eat that much
But I am too lazy to exercise
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
Perhaps you are depressed because you're fat
Vicious cycle
💡
Get a bike
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)
I am depressed about a lot of things
:(
But I don't want to dwell on it.
I'm ok.
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)
The antidepressants don't have much calorific content,
they just make you hungry. You could snack on healthy things instead of carbs, fats and sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:04, archived)
I love chocolate
The antidepressants do make me hungry, you're right.
(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
Therefore they do not make you fat.
Read some ancient Greek books on Stoicism. They will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:11, archived)
Thank you

(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 7:55, archived)
I wish it were that simple Dave :(

(Fantasma:, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
I think you mean
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:08, archived)
True

(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 7:55, archived)