You need Scamulet®, the anti-scam amulet. Protects you from evil scamming energies.
They're usually £200, but I've got limited stock for sale at £150 each!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:05, archived)

I'll do it for £149.99

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