Ugh, can’t you think of anything more original?
I did that this morning.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:21, archived)

ok extra bonus points. It's the zombie apocalpse. The object to your left is your weapon. The object to your right is your shield. See how far you can push them up your winky hole.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:34, archived)

5

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)

Damage roll: 1d5 (urethra) + 4 (helmit modifier) + 1d11 (japper mark) = 5 + 4 + 11 = 20 pænus damage
Tharivol's arrow strikes your pænus, dealing 14 points of piercing damage. Your pænus, already wounded from the previous attack, succumbs.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:02, archived)

cum lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:22, archived)