Hello /talk. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose.The device you are wearing is hooked into your pænus and helmit. When the timer in your ballbag goes off it will pull your ænus into your pænushole and fart it out of your cunt.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:17,
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Ugh, can’t you think of anything more original?I did that this morning.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:21,
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ok extra bonus points. It's the zombie apocalpse. The object to your left is your weapon. The object to your right is your shield. See how far you can push them up your winky hole.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:34,
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Damage roll: 1d5 (urethra) + 4 (helmit modifier) + 1d11 (japper mark) = 5 + 4 + 11 = 20 pænus damageTharivol's arrow strikes your pænus, dealing 14 points of piercing damage. Your pænus, already wounded from the previous attack, succumbs.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:02,
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I'm female Fuck you and your game
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:25,
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b3ta.com/talk/8429714
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:27,
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Don’t lie, we killed and ate anyone female on /talk a long time ago.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:27,
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Hey I found this twitter feed which you might find helpful to explain why you're wrongx.com/Cobratate
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:42,
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I think you mean 'what if WE win'. There's no 'I' in '/talk', you selfish prick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:16,
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I have never made it through a whole Saw film.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:24,
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Topical treatment
Local anaesthetic creams or sprays (lidocaine/prilocaine), applied 20 - 60 minutes before watching Saw films, work to numb the area to which they are applied, with the aim of delaying ejaculation. These treatments can occasionally cause irritation of the penile skin.
Condoms containing the local anaesthetic benzocaine, are also available commercially and have proved useful in some patients.
Drugs
Selective serotonin release inhibitors (SSRIs)
These are powerful antidepressants, which can also be used for treatment of premature ejaculations. They have been shown to increase the length of time to ejaculation.
Dapoxetine (Priligy®) is the only SSRI licensed for use "on demand" (i.e. taken an hour before watching Saw films). It is normally available on the NHS, but local prescribing rules may restrict its use: you should, therefore, check with your GP or urologist whether it is available in your area.
Common side-effects of SSRIs include fatigue, drowsiness, nausea, dry mouth, diarrhoea & excessive perspiration. These are often mild and usually settle after 2-3 weeks.
SSRIs are powerful drugs. You should only take them by getting a prescription from your GP & you should have a detailed discussion about the risks & benefits before starting treatment.
Other drugs which delay ejaculation whilst watching Saw films
Drugs such as imipramine or tramodol have been used, but their role is unclear and, at the moment, they are not recommended for clinical use.
PDE-5 inhibitors
PDE-5 inhibitors such as sildenafil, tadalafil, vardenafil or avanafil have been used, but their exact role is uncertain.
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I wish there was something that would delay my ejacu...there I go again :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 0:10,
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