i live at the top of a hill and some twat 5 miles away is shining a laser pointer thru my windows
don't worry i've shut the blackout blinds. those things can really fuck up your eyeballs
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

brb claxxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

isn't he dead yet?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)

🤞

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

Watch out, a kitten the size of a cathedral is about to pounce on your house.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

on your... meowse!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

No.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)

hate you

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

Love you too darling

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

oh darling. kiss me until our tongues become intertwined into one huge salty sea serpent

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

i've got my eye on you
arrgh
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

Lasers are for aidsy gays.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)