i was in a long dark crumble

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:10, archived)

31s
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

a classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

tru
dat
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

Andy C was just a teenager when he made that record

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

filth.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 20:13, archived)

There's a very brittle light at the end

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)

bit like watership down

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

brittle eyes, crumble like brick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)

Did me a chuckle

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

no encouragement please

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)

just renewed my annual medical cannabis certification, basically a 5-minute phone call but the guy was mr. jersey so it went long
"well what about that can you believe this I mean how easy is this I tell you what it's like you call we talk and it's like unbelievable so easy"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

longer than 5 minutes?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

A long 5 minutes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

you piece of fucking christmas fucking shit

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

-christmas +holidays

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)

don't :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)

gnome with a hardon :(
b3ta.com/talk/8428483
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)

i live at the top of a hill and some twat 5 miles away is shining a laser pointer thru my windows
don't worry i've shut the blackout blinds. those things can really fuck up your eyeballs
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

brb claxxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)

isn't he dead yet?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)

🤞

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

Watch out, a kitten the size of a cathedral is about to pounce on your house.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

on your... meowse!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)

No.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)

hate you

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

Love you too darling

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

oh darling. kiss me until our tongues become intertwined into one huge salty sea serpent

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

i've got my eye on you
arrgh
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

Lasers are for aidsy gays.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

cr b
b ho
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)

vg

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)