TRIGGER WARNING - ANECDOTES, FORTE
Not related, but since we're on colostomy chat: we had a training day on stoma products in our pre-registration year. I lived in Edinburgh at the time, and my flatmate was paranoid about needing to use the toilet during the Hogmanay celebrations (which at the time were a ticketless free-for-all). He took one of the sample bags from the training day so that when he needed a piss, he marched into McDonald's holding it above his head, shouting "let me through, I need to change my colostomy bag". As I recall, it worked.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)

lol, needs more chocolate milk tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:54, archived)

i reckon a nice, ghee-heavy pureed lamb madras would do the trick also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:17, archived)