not sure but he has a colosotomy bag and as such has no way of stifling his weird stomaguffsit's rather embarrassing to say the least
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 13:52,
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You know... sometimes you read a thread and you have a question that never occured beforetoday it's "what does gay colostomy bag porn look like?"
Yet, it's a question I don't actually want to know the answer to. Or if I were to find out it'd be by looking it up on someone else's device.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:38,
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Why did you even think of that?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:43,
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she does tend to go on about it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I don't think colostomy bags have genders or sexual preferences(, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)
we're all well aware of your recessive ideas(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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then how come you can type, hmmm?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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TRIGGER WARNING - ANECDOTES, FORTENot related, but since we're on colostomy chat: we had a training day on stoma products in our pre-registration year. I lived in Edinburgh at the time, and my flatmate was paranoid about needing to use the toilet during the Hogmanay celebrations (which at the time were a ticketless free-for-all). He took one of the sample bags from the training day so that when he needed a piss, he marched into McDonald's holding it above his head, shouting "let me through, I need to change my colostomy bag". As I recall, it worked.
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lol, needs more chocolate milk tho(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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i reckon a nice, ghee-heavy pureed lamb madras would do the trick also(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:17,
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Stomall Boy by Bronski Beat(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:21,
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Ah hullo m8, soz, missed your reply the other dayI'm alright apart from some rather challenging 'eye arr ell' shit, how bout you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:27,
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not gonna grumble, life's not too badstill mailing tat to housewives?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:44,
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Wotchahow you doing? It's been a long while!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:49,
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Hey Man Nice Shit by Filler(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:41,
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Richard HatrickThis is a very clever pun because a hat trick is three of something, and Richard the Third is rhyming slang for turd.
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I guess it's a lot like straight colostomy bag porn, only gay, and therefore gross and weird.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:42,
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there's vids on them pimple-popping channels of cows getting their cysts stabbed open so all the pus pours out like strawberry yazooI expect it's a bit like that. Except browner.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:51,
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Cilit bang(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:07,
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Cthulhu Bangand the dirt is gone! Along with reality.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:39,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:54,
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I rather like that font (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:05,
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