enough about that bollocks
i've run out of beer already so i am going to eat: pea and ham soup WITH sausages in AND with chicken noodles in AND WITH a poached egg in and if it's shit i will save face by lying and telling you all my experiment failed successfully
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

i had a sausage and bacon bap this morning with mushrooms and a coffee and it was NINE POUNDS NINETY FIVE
i genuinely feel like a rape victim. as opposed to normally just feeling rape victims. NO YOU SHUT UP.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

sounds great
I'm having a tin of soup :(
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

virtually all tins of soup can be mealified by adding chicken flavoured noodles
i'm just expanding on that tonight.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

also APPARENTLY if you 3/4 fill a cup with boiling water and crack an egg into it, then put in microwave for 1min you have perfect poached egg
trying that tonight. must work youtube told me it's brill.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I prefer a fried egg if I'm honest

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)

fuck off then
it works btw. pour boiling water in cup, crack egg into it, microwave for 1min.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

you missed out a stage, the bit where you lower your standards and decide to eat any old shite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)

an egg one out
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)

i really like carrot and coriander with chicken noodles
you're welcome. unless you hate it.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)

sounds good, might give it a try next time

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

i have yet to find a can of soup that you can't throw chicken noodles into and it's fine

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

even works with chicken noodle soup

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

pea and ham soup with sausages and chicken noodles with an egg in is very nice
i'm stuffed
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)

I'm having gyozas
But not for about an hour
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)

is that a pokemon?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)

not for about an hour, can't you read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)