enough about that bollocks
i've run out of beer already so i am going to eat: pea and ham soup WITH sausages in AND with chicken noodles in AND WITH a poached egg in and if it's shit i will save face by lying and telling you all my experiment failed successfully
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

i had a sausage and bacon bap this morning with mushrooms and a coffee and it was NINE POUNDS NINETY FIVE
i genuinely feel like a rape victim. as opposed to normally just feeling rape victims. NO YOU SHUT UP.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

sounds great
I'm having a tin of soup :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

virtually all tins of soup can be mealified by adding chicken flavoured noodles
i'm just expanding on that tonight.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

also APPARENTLY if you 3/4 fill a cup with boiling water and crack an egg into it, then put in microwave for 1min you have perfect poached egg
trying that tonight. must work youtube told me it's brill.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I prefer a fried egg if I'm honest

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)

fuck off then
it works btw. pour boiling water in cup, crack egg into it, microwave for 1min.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

you missed out a stage, the bit where you lower your standards and decide to eat any old shite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)

an egg one out
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)

i really like carrot and coriander with chicken noodles
you're welcome. unless you hate it.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)

sounds good, might give it a try next time

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

i have yet to find a can of soup that you can't throw chicken noodles into and it's fine

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

even works with chicken noodle soup

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

pea and ham soup with sausages and chicken noodles with an egg in is very nice
i'm stuffed
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)

I'm having gyozas
But not for about an hour
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)

is that a pokemon?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)

not for about an hour, can't you read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:50, archived)