also APPARENTLY if you 3/4 fill a cup with boiling water and crack an egg into it, then put in microwave for 1min you have perfect poached egg
trying that tonight. must work youtube told me it's brill.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I prefer a fried egg if I'm honest

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)

fuck off then
it works btw. pour boiling water in cup, crack egg into it, microwave for 1min.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

you missed out a stage, the bit where you lower your standards and decide to eat any old shite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)

an egg one out
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Nov 2024, 22:10, archived)