I cannot fit any restaurant up my arse, Queef's.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:46, Reply)

that's not what it says on the bog wall of my local m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:54, Reply)

'Dave Trouser can fit Quaglino's up his arse, easy peasy' it says

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

This is clearly Fake News.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:46, Reply)

Quaglino's favours a glamorous dress code. We do not recommend sportswear, track suits, or anything that may cause offence to others.
Then you stick a portion of burned animal corpse into a hole in your face.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:06, Reply)

+ or you get the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:35, Reply)

it puts the bread rolls in the basket

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:03, Reply)