Hullo spacker's
I'm off to lunch at London's oldest restaurant today, shove *that* up your fucking arse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:30, Reply)

I cannot fit any restaurant up my arse, Queef's.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:46, Reply)

that's not what it says on the bog wall of my local m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:54, Reply)

'Dave Trouser can fit Quaglino's up his arse, easy peasy' it says

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

This is clearly Fake News.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:46, Reply)

Quaglino's favours a glamorous dress code. We do not recommend sportswear, track suits, or anything that may cause offence to others.
Then you stick a portion of burned animal corpse into a hole in your face.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:06, Reply)

+ or you get the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:35, Reply)

it puts the bread rolls in the basket

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:03, Reply)

Coincidentally that’s what they do to the steaks to get them nice and tender
Enjoy
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:50, Reply)

it's that one neat trick that chefs don't want you to know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, Reply)

Culinarians HATE him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:36, Reply)

A culinarian is a cook or chef, someone who is skilled in the art of cooking. Synonyms of culinarian include cook and chef.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:09, Reply)

I have a biting fetish

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 12:56, Reply)

that's nice dear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, Reply)

that's nice Hi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:03, Reply)

can you go have it over there i don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:05, Reply)

You love it
You slag
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:20, Reply)

That Rules!

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:10, Reply)

I don't get it, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

I'm going all in, ludicrous cocktails, grouse, cheese board, dessert wine, the fucking lot
might treat myself to some light gout afterwards
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:14, Reply)

braw!
have chips with that
( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 14:13, Reply)

I've been there, it was lush.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:05, Reply)

Norfolk's youngest butcher.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:34, Reply)

HELLO ALAN!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 13:47, Reply)