My finger, curse this itchy hoop of mine

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:53, archived)

been broke a thousand times
oh come on this is quality
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

Quiet you, or I’ll dox you.
I know you’re a Chinese-Jamaican lesbian called Bernard who lives in Swindon and wears Crocs.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)

I replied to the wrong post.
Just imagine this was a reply to your other post. Also please imagine it was funnier.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:28, archived)

the Crocs thing is very hurtful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)

Stop wearing them, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:55, archived)