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The way we post here, as considered by Aardvark, UK
When you make a new post, it clearly says that the bold bit above is for the subject of the message. The bigger box is for the actual content of the message. Should we be doing it differently? How do we feel about using the bold bit just for a message subject from now on?

Should I just shove it up my arse and fuck off rather than trying to effect change?

Lots of love, or LOL for short, Aardvark

Alt: what’s the last thing that went up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:16, Reply)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:33, Reply)
Must be rump steak then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:41, Reply)
👏
Well done
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 16 Nov 2024, 15:55, Reply)
that would be the finger, then the hand, then the entire upper arm of an overly enthusiastic proctologist, at least that's how I remember it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:42, Reply)
This is not your sex-dream journal, pls stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:45, Reply)
I don't remember saying all of that at the time, but the last two words are ringing a bell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:17, Reply)
Sleepover at 2 Can’s again?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:51, Reply)
Dr. Aptudi Elboe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:10, Reply)
Don’t stop, I’m fully turgid.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, Reply)
-turgid +torpid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:15, Reply)
I don't need no stinking formatting rules.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:49, Reply)
Fair enough. It was worth checking though.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, Reply)
it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)
My finger, curse this itchy hoop of mine

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)
been broke a thousand times
oh come on this is quality
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)
Quiet you, or I’ll dox you.
I know you’re a Chinese-Jamaican lesbian called Bernard who lives in Swindon and wears Crocs.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:27, Reply)
I replied to the wrong post.
Just imagine this was a reply to your other post. Also please imagine it was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:28, Reply)
the Crocs thing is very hurtful

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:30, Reply)
Stop wearing them, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:55, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:22, Reply)
You had bollocks up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:54, Reply)
it's ok they weren't mine

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:56, Reply)
Lol, Bou deleted her confession about getting bummed.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:52, Reply)
Did she also reply to herself with several different accounts and pretend they were all different people?
Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 17:57, Reply)
Not this time, that I could see.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:02, Reply)
She deleted her reply to me but thankfully nothing of value was lost

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 18:06, Reply)

reply to me self
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 20:20, Reply)
🤞

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:13, Reply)
WHAT

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Nov 2024, 19:38, Reply)
You heard me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:12, Reply)
It's a bit personal for a messageboard don't you think?

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 7:52, Reply)
Nearly my whole hand.
Codeine gives me constipation like C40 concrete. Need to get up, in, and behind it to break small pieces off.

See my OF page for more details.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 21:38, Reply)
Alright, MGT.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:29, Reply)
Some of the small pieces are about the size of a short egg.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:32, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 16 Nov 2024, 23:43, Reply)