Upminster is a suburban town in East London, England, within the London Borough of Havering. Located 16.5 miles (26.6 km) east-northeast of Charing Cross, it is one of the locally important district centres identified in the London Plan.
Historically a rural village, it formed an ancient parish in the Chafford hundred of the county of Essex. The economic history of Upminster is characterised by a shift from farming to brick making to garden suburb. It is currently mainly commercial shopping, small businesses and residential.

It sounds nice. You should have stayed and made a new life there.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:06, Reply)

I went to a wedding there once, it's a fucking dump
I was given the strongest cocaine I have ever taken, so it wasn't a total writeoff
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:10, Reply)

Aye, shut yir havering

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:15, Reply)