ROFL thread
Hi pillock's, how ru rofl
I fell asleep on the tube on my way home last night and ended up in Upminster, had to get a £60 cab home. What a cunt eh reader's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:22, Reply)

Could you not have just got the tube back?
£60 is still cheaper than the train, though
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:29, Reply)

nope, the tube was closed by then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:37, Reply)

Ah bugger
That was an expensive nap
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42, Reply)

Yep
It's not the first time I've done it either.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:47, Reply)

you need to get back on the gear it'd be cheaper

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:27, Reply)

Up minister?
Bit rude.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42, Reply)

Not rude enough, if you ask me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:48, Reply)

X-rated sequel to Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:19, Reply)

Upminster is a suburban town in East London, England, within the London Borough of Havering. Located 16.5 miles (26.6 km) east-northeast of Charing Cross, it is one of the locally important district centres identified in the London Plan.
Historically a rural village, it formed an ancient parish in the Chafford hundred of the county of Essex. The economic history of Upminster is characterised by a shift from farming to brick making to garden suburb. It is currently mainly commercial shopping, small businesses and residential.

It sounds nice. You should have stayed and made a new life there.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:06, Reply)

I went to a wedding there once, it's a fucking dump
I was given the strongest cocaine I have ever taken, so it wasn't a total writeoff
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:10, Reply)

Aye, shut yir havering

(queef richard's The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:15, Reply)

I remember walking 10 miles home once
Thankfully it was summer.
( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:12, Reply)

l n
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home
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:20, Reply)

-Upminster +Runcorn -cab home +prozzie*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:41, Reply)

*spanishfly’s mum

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:42, Reply)

+ lay-by + dump site - prozzie

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:08, Reply)

in
+ the
+ Prime
+ i
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:58, Reply)

not even in my top 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:18, Reply)

I used to spend my Saturdays going to there for Romford skatepark.

( mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:31, Reply)