Well...
I woke up to bollocks
Took a huge twat
Ate a massive shit
Couldnt start the arse
And was late for cock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:49, Reply)

you're not late
you're just in time, actually
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:50, Reply)

Thank horse slasher
phew
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:51, Reply)

+ UP THE ARSE

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:52, Reply)

+ RIGHT

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)

#emmerdalethemetune

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:55, Reply)

i don't know what that sounds like soz

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

Right up the arse, we take it right up the arse.

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, Reply)

at the end of a bootlegged audiobook i listened to on youtube an irish woman says 'right up the arse'
and i have no idea where it's from
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:04, Reply)

you can't say Ireland

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:05, Reply)

Hitler

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, Reply)

thought so

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, Reply)

I hate your new/old name
Gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

up the arse?

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

Then delete your boo

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:58, Reply)

POO OFF.

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, Reply)

WEE FACE.

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, Reply)

Gnops?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:01, Reply)

A lost art.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:09, Reply)

+f

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:12, Reply)

On it
💩😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, Reply)