bollocks twat shit arse cock
but enough about me. how was your day?
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:37, archived)

Well...
I woke up to bollocks
Took a huge twat
Ate a massive shit
Couldnt start the arse
And was late for cock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:49, archived)

you're not late
you're just in time, actually
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)

Thank horse slasher
phew
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)

+ UP THE ARSE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)

+ RIGHT

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:53, archived)

#emmerdalethemetune

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

i don't know what that sounds like soz

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)

Right up the arse, we take it right up the arse.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

at the end of a bootlegged audiobook i listened to on youtube an irish woman says 'right up the arse'
and i have no idea where it's from
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:04, archived)

you can't say Ireland

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:05, archived)

Hitler

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, archived)

thought so

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, archived)

I hate your new/old name
Gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)

up the arse?

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)

Then delete your boo

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:58, archived)

POO OFF.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

WEE FACE.

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, archived)

Gnops?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:01, archived)

A lost art.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)

+f

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:12, archived)

On it
💩😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, archived)

BT SAC

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:16, archived)

It was good
But then I came to work
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)

ass face

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:11, archived)

Pretty shitty

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:04, archived)

sad face

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:11, archived)