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i'm going to make another fuckin pizza tonight YEAH
i was going to do a stir fry but i've had to order a new wok because i haven't used my 'seasoned' one for so long it's gone rusty.

fuck it, bought a granite* wok.

also it's BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN COCK OF THE CLOCK TICK COCK ETC

*ceramic
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:23, archived)
Love a granite wok.
He was especially good presenting How to Look Good Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
there's a way to look good naked?
i had no idea
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
Nah, it was all lies, just like all TV is at its heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:21, archived)
i don't hate TV, I hate watching/reading news. it's depressing and scare mongering and i can't do anything about it
so why include that in my life? when i did jury service nobody believed i didn't know who the PM was, but i didn't. and i'm not missing out. i feel so much better since i cut that stream out of my life.

i don't watch TV because i don't want the newsfear in my life. everything i watch is on demand. i choose what i consume. it's a better diet, for me. everyone's different, but it helps me.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:26, archived)
oh just reaslised that's a tv show
i will adhere to the no post deletion rule tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:30, archived)
I guess you also missed that my post was a shit pun on the name Gok Wan
who to be honest I had to look up a TV show he'd actually presented, I don't know anything about modern culture. I know who the fucking prime minister is though, bloody hell, do you live in a cave or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:35, archived)
i actually do know who it is at the moment
but i didn't when i did jury service last year
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:37, archived)