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Enough of that gay nonsense
I baked a fucken' cake yesterday and in a few moments I'm gonna have some coffee and a slice of cake fuckyeah!

What are you looking forward to and you can't say gari's cake because none of you are gettin none so there.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 14:17, archived)
now, *that* is gay.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 14:18, archived)
*takes a bow*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 14:21, archived)
^gay expert

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 17:53, archived)
a bummoisseur, one might say

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 21:13, archived)
I prefer pooficionado

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 22:44, archived)
why don't you come to your senses

lol come lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 7:23, archived)
asstronome

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 0:31, archived)
I'm looking forward to eating some decent cake.
See? I didn't make any mention of your cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 14:22, archived)
My cake is hekin' lush!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 14:35, archived)
pics or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:26, archived)
Friday
Shopping day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:08, archived)
i'm going to make another fuckin pizza tonight YEAH
i was going to do a stir fry but i've had to order a new wok because i haven't used my 'seasoned' one for so long it's gone rusty.

fuck it, bought a granite* wok.

also it's BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN COCK OF THE CLOCK TICK COCK ETC

*ceramic
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:23, archived)
Love a granite wok.
He was especially good presenting How to Look Good Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
there's a way to look good naked?
i had no idea
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
Nah, it was all lies, just like all TV is at its heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:21, archived)
i don't hate TV, I hate watching/reading news. it's depressing and scare mongering and i can't do anything about it
so why include that in my life? when i did jury service nobody believed i didn't know who the PM was, but i didn't. and i'm not missing out. i feel so much better since i cut that stream out of my life.

i don't watch TV because i don't want the newsfear in my life. everything i watch is on demand. i choose what i consume. it's a better diet, for me. everyone's different, but it helps me.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:26, archived)
oh just reaslised that's a tv show
i will adhere to the no post deletion rule tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:30, archived)
I guess you also missed that my post was a shit pun on the name Gok Wan
who to be honest I had to look up a TV show he'd actually presented, I don't know anything about modern culture. I know who the fucking prime minister is though, bloody hell, do you live in a cave or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:35, archived)
i actually do know who it is at the moment
but i didn't when i did jury service last year
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:37, archived)
BTW doesn't this look like a syntpop duo?
x.com/uclh/status/1863546157353292163
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:29, archived)
not clickin dat
virus etc. what is x anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 15:33, archived)
It's the one before Y

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:27, archived)
thank you, Smash

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:31, archived)
alright Muhammad ibn Musa Al-Khwarizmi

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:37, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 16:38, archived)