Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever smurfette is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady smurfs. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:16, archived)

What about the “I would” posts every time I’m here?
How do we get those under control?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:42, archived)

There's no way, you're just too damn desirable.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:44, archived)

It's because I'm as wise as an owl and hung like a donkey.
Wait I mean hung like an owl and as wise as a donkey.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)