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IT'S A BIT FUCKING WINDY INNIT LIKE MATES

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 10:57, archived)
Not here it isn't

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 10:58, archived)
look out for the red arrows, m8
www.xcweather.co.uk/GB/observations
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:32, archived)
It is indeed
Think I'll stay in today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:04, archived)
i hate going out at the best of times
this is a delicious excuse
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:42, archived)
I'm staying in my oodie all day
And watching Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 14:43, archived)
Sorry about that, beans for tea last night

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:16, archived)
ah. the fabled 'blow pressure area'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)
Lol blow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:45, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 11:53, archived)
no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:25, archived)
Just dropped off some work stuff and picked up a pair of sneakers and socks I was hiding from my wife at my office
I also dropped off a rewarding but deeply offensive poo.

#QueefLife
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:11, archived)
might buy a hebtroco belt, they look well nice
/advert
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:15, archived)
They do look good

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:24, archived)
I need some new ones
My beloved converse are at death's door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:32, archived)
why would Death have been wearing them?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 12:43, archived)
So he can sneak up on people

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 14:41, archived)
Was it so offensive it's been given its own show on GB News?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Dec 2024, 13:09, archived)
gb news?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 13:13, archived)
Put it this way it's no longer welcome in the MasterChef kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 13:33, archived)
next on the non inclusive news

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 14:05, archived)
Runcorn?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 13:29, archived)
If I had to describe MiseryCunt in one word, it would be 'asexual'.
Or B- gay.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 13:43, archived)
or C- cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt board of that now, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 14:05, archived)