MUFF GUFF thread


muff guff, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 14:52, archived)

queefception

( .Yeti., Sun 8 Dec 2024, 15:07, archived)

I changed the name of my horse from epona to my muff on zelda - twilight princess
With hilarious on screen dialogue results!

"I washed my muff for you" "look at my muff go" "my muff is happy now" etc...
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 15:12, archived)

that's nice dear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 15:22, archived)

You croissant-munching tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Dec 2024, 16:53, archived)

I'm thinking of getting some Reebok heelys. I'm not hurting myself enough skateboarding

( mongychops, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 16:38, archived)

I've got my kid's deck here
Been sorely tempted to get out on it but given my luck, age and general lack of competence it would likely end badly
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:23, archived)

I've took a good few spills. Recovery time is shit. I should pad up more. Meh

( mongychops, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:35, archived)

I nearly went under a lorry in 85
I think I'm on borrowed time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:42, archived)

I'm driving around to social housing estates at the moment doing my thing. Got my board in the van . Loads have a skate spot.

( mongychops, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:05, archived)

There was a great one on Camden Road back in the day
Probably a 5* hotel for asylum seekers now, you couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:09, archived)

Apparently the former leader of Syria has a new position in the Russian orthodox church
Bishop Bashir lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)

Ken how you look like gareth hale?
I look like Bashir Al Assad, true story.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:12, archived)

, true story I like Bashir Al Assad. One time he went to Syria. I went to Syria. But some Islamists overthrew my government. I didn't like it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:44, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:40, archived)