Nowt turning my knob orange by wanking whilst eating Wotsits
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:04, archived)

Not keen on Wotsits
but well up turning my knob orange
( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)

my mate was the kid in the bus on the wotsits advert
and if anyone at school took the piss out of him for it he'd punch them in the face.

it didn't take long for people to not take the piss out of him, funnily enough.
( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:11, archived)