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Hi spunkstain's, Queef Smegwin here
Yeah that's right, Queef Smegwin.

I'm off to see The Chats in Camden l8r, how are you spending 'Freeder neet'? You can say 'turning my knob orange by wanking whilst eating Wotsits'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:38, archived)
ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:28, archived)
WITH FEATHERS ALL FLUFFY AND BROOOWN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:57, archived)
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HELP ME

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:13, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:35, archived)
There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Iluvatar
- and he made the Ainu, the Holey One's, who were with him before ought else was made.

I think that's how it goes, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:06, archived)
That's exactly what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 19:24, archived)
Work xmas meal
At the hotel that agatha christie went to when she did her 1926 vanishing act.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:38, archived)
for some reason I thought she did a runner to Egypt
and when I say 'a runner to Egypt' I of course meant 'a really eggy guff'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
WRONG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
come on m8, all that Belgian food she ate, she must have dropped a load of absolute honkers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:47, archived)
Beefy Eggo on the Orient Express

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:48, archived)
Cornershop'szzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:49, archived)
A Pocket Full of Guffs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:50, archived)
One, Two, Buckle My Poo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)
Dead Man's Guffy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)
The Woman in the Brown Suit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:55, archived)
Passenger to Frankfart

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:58, archived)
Sleeping Turder

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:59, archived)
Dial M
for Methane
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
pmsl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)
post me some lettuce?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:13, archived)
please make some linguine?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:15, archived)
pump my slot Lenin?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:23, archived)
parrots make sensual lovers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:25, archived)
-nsua +mely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:30, archived)
I've stayed there, the chips are decent

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:59, archived)
What about the ketchup?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:00, archived)
brown sauce u mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:11, archived)
probably just going to have a pleasant evening killing myself

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:41, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
bit of me time, ya know

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)

ya know is all mine all mine, bit of me time is all mine COME ON
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:47, archived)
Please don't
I know you're a cunt and miserable and all, but who's going to piss us all off so expertly when you're dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:36, archived)
Replacing my shower hose

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:43, archived)
brose before hose m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
fo’ sho’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
GS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433043
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
what with?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
Two cups and a piece of string

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:46, archived)
Beckzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:46, archived)
back in my day we'd use two strings and a piece of cup
cups were too expensive back then
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:51, archived)
I’ve spared no expense, the cups are porcelain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:54, archived)
you should have got ones made of richcelain

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)
alright Iain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:59, archived)
no real Iains plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:01, archived)
Nowt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:54, archived)

Nowt turning my knob orange by wanking whilst eating Wotsits
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:04, archived)
Not keen on Wotsits
but well up turning my knob orange
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
my mate was the kid in the bus on the wotsits advert
and if anyone at school took the piss out of him for it he'd punch them in the face.

it didn't take long for people to not take the piss out of him, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:11, archived)
Turning my knob oranfe by eating monster munch.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:20, archived)
Lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:22, archived)
Drinking gin
And putting the tree up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:39, archived)

+my arse
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:45, archived)
I'm dangling the baubles as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:07, archived)
High queefs it's totes red wine time ugitme
*edit* plan is to drink wine, and whisky, and anything else starting with w
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:41, archived)
wankjizz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:18, archived)
Enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 19:50, archived)
I'm going to one of those 'silent discos',
which will probably be a bit shit, but I've got some MDMA which should help make it bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:18, archived)
try listening to some music with it, hth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:42, archived)
Genius suggestion, why has nobody thought of this before?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:54, archived)
That sounds dull as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:34, archived)
no you can't hear it at all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 0:13, archived)
LOOK AT MY FUCKEN TITS
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:14, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:28, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 0:14, archived)
meh I've seen better

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 6:02, archived)