WHAT AM I GETTING IN?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:54, archived)

Garold's office.
You're doing his job for the two weeks he's off. Those sailors won't suck themselves off, you know.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:04, archived)

Why does he need an office for that?
Can't he just do it in an alleyway like them rest of us?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:26, archived)

Maybe he meant orifice
Or bumhole
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:38, archived)

Because I'm CLASSY!
and you can get caught by the google streetview van www.reddit.com/r/GoogleMaps/comments/qmq2ou/guy_getting_a_hand_job_caught_on_google_street/?rdt=42177
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:42, archived)

I just saw that,
it's a small world wide web.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Can't they?
I thought that's why people did yoga.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:40, archived)

I heard they had their bottom ribs removed.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:08, archived)

ribs
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:38, archived)