Got caught masturbating at work today!
Still, Christmas soon!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:11, Reply)

alrite Ben Dover

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:30, Reply)

No real Finbar Saunders please

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:50, Reply)

I bought Mariah Carey a vacant plot of land, in the city centre
She said "I don't want a lot for Christmas"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:08, Reply)

Ungrateful cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:08, Reply)

You would tho
even at 64, you still would
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:29, Reply)

i'll let you know when i'm 64 m8

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:33, Reply)

Every summer we can rent a cottage on the Isle of Wight if it's not too dear

( mongychops, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 19:33, Reply)

Enter into a real estate opportunity?
Yes, I suppose I probably would
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 20:57, Reply)

Cor!
Ban this sick filth!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 21:36, Reply)

I bet you'd plough her furrow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 21:48, Reply)

I don't get it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 22:05, Reply)

on her plot of land

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 7:58, Reply)

*blushes*

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Dec 2024, 8:14, Reply)

I got a tub of roses
They would have lasted longer in a vase
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:18, Reply)

Awww so you're not a tub girl then?
😳
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:30, Reply)

I'm shitting myself about Christmas, specifically Santa turning up, as I'm claustrophobic

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:34, Reply)

I'm sorry you've written a joke

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:35, Reply)

Wanking from home?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:45, Reply)

Home with a Gnardon!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:48, Reply)

Bravo!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 21:48, Reply)