Your dad wanks on all fours

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:57, Reply)

How? You need a hand free so, erm...

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:59, Reply)

You mean you haven't tried getting on all fours and rubbing your bellend on the floor to get yourself off?
It's called floorking, and everyone's doing it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:17, Reply)

I’m floorking as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:27, Reply)

Speech to text, I guess?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:31, Reply)

Using my bollocks to type

As opposed to typing bollocks
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:52, Reply)

floorking hell

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:43, Reply)

Floor Kings sounds like a b-boy crew, I AM JUST SAYING

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:46, Reply)

Can they do the helicopter?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:01, Reply)

Dunno ask your dad.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:32, Reply)