Putting the 'eggy' in 'smeggy', right here. BELIEVE.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:32, archived)

looks like my landlord is going to have to replace the roof here
merry christmas dude, unlucky

he's a decent fellow, I feel sorry for him, nice that it's not on me for a change tho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:52, archived)

btw your rent's going up

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26, archived)

just signed new tenancy agreement so if it is, it can't be until the end of next year
in fairness we're paying a good £500 a month under market rate anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:00, archived)

Shit, I remember when 500 a month was the market rate
I'm so glad I had a stable enough income to buy a place in the first housing crash of my adult life. I could not afford to rent now.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06, archived)

^ rent boy

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:51, archived)