My mum's insistent that if she loses her marbles I'm to sort her out with dad's shotgun.
This is despite my protests that as a medical professional I could come up with something much less messy that doesn't land me in prison.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 2:46, Reply)

Very dramatic

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 8:31, Reply)

Maybe she just hates you and wants you to end up as the prison girlfriend of a man known as 'Mad Dog.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Dec 2024, 9:05, Reply)