My parents bought everyone presents
But when I asked where mine were, they "suddenly" realised that they'd forgotten to buy me any.
So, I've just had to sit and watch the rest of the family enjoying their presents while I get nothing.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)

Shit on their sprouts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:10, archived)

Tbh, I'd rather just go home
At least there I don't get treated like a fucking afterthought
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:56, archived)

Crap on their carrots

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:45, archived)

Poo on their parsnips

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)

Cast them into a pit of burning shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:03, archived)

Maybe call them all cunts and tell them to fuck themselves and then go home.
It sounds like what they deserve.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:41, archived)

I basically did

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 20:40, archived)